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Childbirth at 65
Childbirth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently,
a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home,
I went to visit.
"May I see the new baby?" I asked
"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit
for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the
new baby now?"
"No, not yet," She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see
the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait
until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"
Don't share this with our kids....they won't let us Babysit!!!!!!!!!!
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